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Nine Cat Jokes to Text Your Group Chat Right Now
A small but mighty arsenal of feline funnies, ranked from "groan" to "okay that's actually good."
June 2, 2026
The brief
You have a group chat. The group chat needs cat jokes. We are here to help.
The jokes
- What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
- What do you call a cat who works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit-ten.
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse.
- What's a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice Krispies.
- Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain.
- How does a cat decide what to buy? They paws and consider.
- What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
- Why did the cat join the band? Because they had the purr-fect pitch.
Bonus, because we love you
My cat just looked me dead in the eye, knocked a glass off the table, and said "I am the storm."
Okay, she didn't say it. But she meant it.
Got a better one? Drop it in the comments below. Best pun wins eternal bragging rights and Catnip's grudging respect. 😹